DID u vote....

hey guys did u check out the newspapers today??! look at all those celebs giving us the finger! how dumb can they get?! did they not know their photo would be on the front page?! or they did not know what giving the finger means lol! john abraham def knows but he still wanted it that way...so its been confirmed abhi-shake, his wife, am-i-tab, vidya baloon, kirron khel and go mad akhtar are the dumbest ppl i have ever known (in fact TOI pg 7 -- the bachchaaooo family -- "ok guys lets give them a group finger... cmon abhi ash cmon jaya!!) whereas aamir khan, deepak parekh, farhan and so numb kapoor have proved that they are some of the few intellectuals left in this city. coming back to the subject.... a very important question may be headed your way at any time... "DID YOU VOTE?"....so be aware... and be careful... and keep ur finger ready at ALL times.. this question can jump out at you from anywhere.. speed is of the essence... the sooner you have your finger out there under their nose, threatening to dig in, the more enthusiastic you have proved yourself to be about having voted and supporting the democracy and exercising your birthright and all that bullshit... more importantly the person asking will know never to take panga with you ever agn... lets look at some possible scenarios and outcomes...

if your mom asks you "did you vote", youll get thrown out of the house

if your teacher asks you "did you vote", youll get thrown out of the class

if prabhu sir asks you "did you vote", your PE viva is going to be VERY VERY BAD

if slutty asks you "did you vote", you are gonna be called "useless haraamkhor"

if the real slutty asks you "did you vote", you get an "uuhmm!!" from her and also have your
finger sucked on

if shreenath asks you "did you vote", no wait he wont ask you that, hell ask you "did you vote and support your country and support the democracy and exercise your birthright and...blah blah blah...", youll still be giving him the finger the next day even...he wont have stopped

if dhruva asks you "did you vote", no wait he wont ask you that, he'll ask you "you have any new porn?"

if OBC asks you "did you vote", youll ask him "you have any new porn?"

if rupa asks you "did you vote", you are gonna have to endure one whole day of cold stares and sarcastic looks, maybe more than one day, noone knows.. has anybody ever shown rupa the finger? this is YOUR chance!! and make sure to tell us how many days...

if pranav asks you "did you vote", you can ask him "did u lose weight?!" ...then you both give each other the finger and walk away in opposite directions

if shahrukh asks you "did you vote", you can ask him "did your team win?" ...then you both agn give each other the finger and walk away in opposite directions agn

if dharmendra asks you "did you vote", you are gonna be called "kutte kameene main tera khoon pee jaoonga kutte, maa ka doodh piya hai toh saamne aa kutte" ...even though you are standing in front of him and giving him the finger...

p..s. TOI pg2 - 4 policemen sitting on a tree, F-N-G-R-I-N- G... and the caption says it all "Uniform SUPPORT for the system"... hehe and the dude writing the caption thought the pun was in 'uniform' hahahaha

Johnny chu

"Naam hai tera tera Naam hai tera tera".....a true HIMESH fan,this friend of mine ,ajinkya a.k.a johnny chu a.k.a ajile,a tall,dark,handsome(ahem ahem) guy..i hav known him since 4 years...Actually my very first friend in CRCE...had loads of fun in his company throughout the course.He has one mission in his life----GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS always talking bout girls(especially from Comps/IT).He though already had 3-4 affairs in past 4 years....many more to come....
But then in our 5th sem....he suffered from some kind of health problem which kept him out of college for 2 years....In few days i ll com[plete my engineering leaving behind my good friend ajile....At times i feel bad that he is not able to complete engineering with me ....this is wat god wants...may be there are lots of good things to come his way....
Those days with johnny chu,all lukkha-giri,despo-giri for girls, johnny's ONE LOVE song i will never forget....hope he finds one suitable girl for himself he actually had dream of....(coz thats da only topic he likes to talk for hours)....i ll miss u a lot johnny.....get well soon....

my journey till B.E

Life is full of suprises.my parents were suprised too when i said that i would do engineering rather than joining commerce...(my parents wanted me to do C.A)...I got admitted to FR.CRCE for B.E in ELECTRONICS....
First day, at BANDRA station waiting for bus.no 211, i didnt knew where i was heading to...but just a minutes later when i reached BANDSTAND i knew my 4 years in CRCE are gonna b "AWESOME" for sure...
I entered the class and gazed all the corners of the room(actually i was kind of checking da quantity of girls in da class)..my amusement was short-lived as there were only 6-7 girls in the class...1st sem i hardly got to know anyone...but then as 2nd sem came, i actually got to know wat engineering os and wat 'EUPHORIA' (our college cultural fest) means to us....Lots of excitement,enthusiasm and extra-curricular activities......thats when i made gelled wid few of my class-mates..(BTW till that time i hardly spoke to any girl in our class)...2nd sem had gone past with enthusiasm and knowing ppl from my class....
I enterede the 2nd year of engineering and the tag of being called as a FRESHER was dethroned from my head....2nd year means that v are eligible to compete for "Sports Trophy"(the only thing every person in CRCE dreams to get) .We had a disastrous start in da quest for the trophy losing football,carrom and then cricket in 4th sem ..but then i made some good friends :-pratik salian(alien),swanand(swany),viswanaath(anna),mihir shah(gujju dhokla),amit gupta(bhaiyya)..(still had no guts to talk to a girl from our class....hehehe)...I hav had great time with these guys...be it BEMBOS, be it NEW YORKERS,be it CANTEEN....i hav always wnjoyed their company...
3rd year and a new twist...a compulsory mini-project to be done by a group of 3 made me actually talk to a girl....yes i,anna and rupa v three decided to do the project(first time i ever talked to any girl from my class atleast)...so to tell bout this girl...lots to learn from her....very intelligent,hardworking and energetic(at times over-energetic)...had great time wid my project group.....I still remember me,anna and rupa running down da streets of lamington roads for some IC.....and after that the DOUBLE-DECKER ride(seems childish but then it was my first ride in a double-decker bus)...Along with this our chance of winning sports trophy were enhanced as v came 3rd in football tournament.......our 5th sem ended on a high note....
6th sem started with a bang...as our xlass won the cricket tournament.....that actually enhanced our chances of winning the sports trophy...but then some dirty politics played by our seniours(BE comps1)...diminished our chances of winning the treophy.....
4th year saw us doin a lots of project stuff and all...me,anna and rupa again deciding to do the project....the time i spent with rupa and anna will always be cherished.....I enjoyed a lot working with them.....learnt a lots of new things...actually got to knw rupa well...shared great moments be it funny or tensed...but then this is wat brings u closer to ppl....these moments will always stay in my heart....Then there is our class finally winning the 'Sports Trophy',the class dance performance for the first and da last time in CRCE......i really dont knw if those days will come again in my life......
After a few days when our B.E gets over, i dont knw where we all will be,but then there will be a time when u look back at those moments and say...'those are da best days of my life'

Few ppl whom i would like to thank....
Swanand(swany),pratik(alien),mihir(gujju dhokla),viswanaath(anna),rupa(matarani/roadrunner etc etc),amit(bhaiya)...without u i wouldnt hav been an ENGINEER....

raban(babban),prasad(barkya),sid(bagwe),tushar(vaasu),tushar(kennu)...without u guys i would hav missed all fun that i had in those 4 years of engineering....

cheers to u all...u all rock...keep rocking.....love u all