DID u vote....

hey guys did u check out the newspapers today??! look at all those celebs giving us the finger! how dumb can they get?! did they not know their photo would be on the front page?! or they did not know what giving the finger means lol! john abraham def knows but he still wanted it that way...so its been confirmed abhi-shake, his wife, am-i-tab, vidya baloon, kirron khel and go mad akhtar are the dumbest ppl i have ever known (in fact TOI pg 7 -- the bachchaaooo family -- "ok guys lets give them a group finger... cmon abhi ash cmon jaya!!) whereas aamir khan, deepak parekh, farhan and so numb kapoor have proved that they are some of the few intellectuals left in this city. coming back to the subject.... a very important question may be headed your way at any time... "DID YOU VOTE?"....so be aware... and be careful... and keep ur finger ready at ALL times.. this question can jump out at you from anywhere.. speed is of the essence... the sooner you have your finger out there under their nose, threatening to dig in, the more enthusiastic you have proved yourself to be about having voted and supporting the democracy and exercising your birthright and all that bullshit... more importantly the person asking will know never to take panga with you ever agn... lets look at some possible scenarios and outcomes...

if your mom asks you "did you vote", youll get thrown out of the house

if your teacher asks you "did you vote", youll get thrown out of the class

if prabhu sir asks you "did you vote", your PE viva is going to be VERY VERY BAD

if slutty asks you "did you vote", you are gonna be called "useless haraamkhor"

if the real slutty asks you "did you vote", you get an "uuhmm!!" from her and also have your
finger sucked on

if shreenath asks you "did you vote", no wait he wont ask you that, hell ask you "did you vote and support your country and support the democracy and exercise your birthright and...blah blah blah...", youll still be giving him the finger the next day even...he wont have stopped

if dhruva asks you "did you vote", no wait he wont ask you that, he'll ask you "you have any new porn?"

if OBC asks you "did you vote", youll ask him "you have any new porn?"

if rupa asks you "did you vote", you are gonna have to endure one whole day of cold stares and sarcastic looks, maybe more than one day, noone knows.. has anybody ever shown rupa the finger? this is YOUR chance!! and make sure to tell us how many days...

if pranav asks you "did you vote", you can ask him "did u lose weight?!" ...then you both give each other the finger and walk away in opposite directions

if shahrukh asks you "did you vote", you can ask him "did your team win?" ...then you both agn give each other the finger and walk away in opposite directions agn

if dharmendra asks you "did you vote", you are gonna be called "kutte kameene main tera khoon pee jaoonga kutte, maa ka doodh piya hai toh saamne aa kutte" ...even though you are standing in front of him and giving him the finger...

p..s. TOI pg2 - 4 policemen sitting on a tree, F-N-G-R-I-N- G... and the caption says it all "Uniform SUPPORT for the system"... hehe and the dude writing the caption thought the pun was in 'uniform' hahahaha